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Stranger And Stranger


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[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS]

ARCHIVIST

[echoing] Hello? I – anyone? What’s – what’s going on? What is this place? Where…

Help? Please? Anybody?

SARAH!NIKOLA

I’m somebody.

ARCHIVIST

[stammering] What? Who are you?

SARAH!NIKOLA

What an excellent question.

ARCHIVIST

You – you stay away from me.

SARAH!NIKOLA

“Sarah”, “Daniel”… sometimes I think I’m just not built for names. A hundred puppets, a hundred pointless names.

ARCHIVIST

I-I don’t understand.

SARAH!NIKOLA

Of course you don’t. You can’t. Not anymore.

ARCHIVIST

What? I don’t… I don’t… who are you?

SARAH!NIKOLA

[chuckling] It’s me, John. It’s Tim.

ARCHIVIST

John. John?

TIM!NIKOLA

Yes, that’s your name, and I’m Tim, your friend.

ARCHIVIST

Tim?

TIM!NIKOLA

Yes. John, you can relax.

ARCHIVIST

No – no, no, no –

TIM!NIKOLA

[overlapping] Everything is going to be alright.

ARCHIVIST

No, Tim, we’ve – we’ve got to stop it.

TIM!NIKOLA

Stop what?

ARCHIVIST

I…

TIM!NIKOLA

And how are you going to stop it?

ARCHIVIST

[stammering] I have, I have… I thought that this, this…

I – I don’t know.

TIM!NIKOLA

Well, don’t you worry. I’m sure we can work it out together.

ARCHIVIST

Oh, yes. Yes – Tim, I just I need a second, to… uh –

TIM!NIKOLA

Of course, John.

ARCHIVIST

John. Yes, that’s – that’s me.

TIM!NIKOLA

Give it to me.

ARCHIVIST

[disoriented] Yes, yes, if you could, I’d – I’d value your input on it…

TIM!NIKOLA

Tim.

ARCHIVIST

Yes, Tim. Tim.

TIM!NIKOLA

Now let’s take a look at this.

ARCHIVIST

Please.

TIM!NIKOLA

Right now, what we have here is our handheld remote detonator.

ARCHIVIST

A what?

TIM!NIKOLA

It talks to a bomb.

ARCHIVIST

Wait. Wait, uh…

TIM!NIKOLA

I imagine if you’d used it, we’d all have come to quite a nasty end.

ARCHIVIST

That was – uh, that was –

TIM!NIKOLA

[giggling] Don’t you worry, Archivist, it’s all in good hands.

ARCHIVIST

I don’t understand.

TIM!NIKOLA

And you never will again.


BREEKON

Hello, Daisy.

HOPE

You alright?

DELIVERYMEN (BOTH)

Daisy?

DAISY

No.

BREEKON

I’m sorry?

HOPE

Don’t follow you.

DAISY

Leave… no.

BREEKON

Come on Daisy.

HOPE

Don’t be like that.

BREEKON

It’s me, Basira.

DAISY

No, you’re not. Because nothing is anything. Leave.

BREEKON

And if I don’t?

HOPE

What will you do?

DAISY

I’ll kill you.

BREEKON

Will you now?

HOPE

Ooh, pretty scary. If you can, that is.

BREEKON

You don’t even know what a gun is.

DAISY

I don’t care.

[SOUNDS OF GORE AND THE DELIVERYMEN GROANING IN SHOCK. DAISY BEGINS LAUGHING.]

TIM

Get away from me!

BASIRA

[slurred] It’s alright. I’m not – I’m not one of them.

TIM

Everyone is, this isn’t – just get back.

BASIRA

Okay, okay who – who are you?

TIM

[agitated] I don’t know, do I?

BASIRA

What can we do?

TIM

It’s too late. There’s nothing.

BASIRA

There must be. We just need to figure this out. I – I know I’m me…

TIM

So what’s your name? Huh? Who exactly is “me”?

BASIRA

Doesn’t matter. Names don’t matter. I just… I know – I know I’m me and I know I’m here.

TIM

Bullshit, “here” is just – [groans]

BASIRA

There’s things that – that they’re not me, they want to hurt me, but. I don’t want to hurt you.

TIM

I don’t believe you.

BASIRA

I don’t want to hurt anyone.

TIM

Get back!

BASIRA

No, we can do this, I – I can do this, I just need you to –

TIM

I said get away!

[SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE AND GRUNTING]

BASIRA

Don’t… wait. I don’t… I don’t understand.


ARCHIVIST

It isn’t – it isn’t real.

NIKOLA

What isn’t real, John?

ARCHIVIST

I-I-I don’t know. None of this is real.

NIKOLA

But it is! Just because you don’t understand doesn’t mean it’s a lie.

ARCHIVIST

Who are you?

NIKOLA

[unconvincingly] Why, I’m…. Tim of course! Who else would I be?

ARCHIVIST

You’re not. You’re not Tim.

NIKOLA

Oh, you caught me! I’m Sasha!

ARCHIVIST

Shut up!

NIKOLA

Really, it’s me! Sasha… whatever-her-name-was! Back from the dead, just like you wanted!

ARCHIVIST

Get away from me or I swear, or I’ll –

NIKOLA

Or you’ll what? Hit me? Go on then, try it – make a fist.

ARCHIVIST

I… I…

NIKOLA

Do you even know which of these hands is yours?

ARCHIVIST

Stop… stop, stand still.

NIKOLA

Do you even know what a hand is?

GERTRUDE!NIKOLA

Pathetic.

ARCHIVIST

Wait. Wait, I – I know you.

GERTRUDE!NIKOLA

I would hope you do.

ARCHIVIST

How are you here?

GERTRUDE!NIKOLA

Don’t be obtuse, John. I’m here because you failed.

ARCHIVIST

I-I tried. I tried, I almost –

GERTRUDE!NIKOLA

You almost what? You almost didn’t doom the world? No, you almost let reality be the plaything of a lazy, foolish voyeur.

ARCHIVIST

No, no – I would – I could have stopped them.

GERTRUDE!NIKOLA

How? You didn’t even know what it was. Do you know how many people I killed to keep the world in one piece? The sacrifices I made, and you didn’t even know what you were fighting.

ARCHIVIST

N-no, I didn’t –

GERTRUDE!NIKOLA

I suppose it’s of no consequence now, it’s far too late.

ARCHIVIST

What can I do?

GERTRUDE!NIKOLA

[gleefully] You can scream, I suppose. Weep, maybe. Have you considered curling into a ball?

ARCHIVIST

Why are you doing this?

GERTRUDE!NIKOLA

I’m not. You know, it’s probably for the best I’m dead. Can you imagine how I’d hate having to watch you fumble around as my replacement? I really cannot express how much of a disappointment you are.

ARCHIVIST

I’m sorry, I didn’t even –

GERTRUDE!NIKOLA

I fought for years to stop the Stranger in its tracks, you didn’t even notice when they desecrated my corpse. And now look at me. You’ve made me part of their ritual. This is your fault.

ARCHIVIST

It is not. It’s not, I didn’t know. It’s not my fault you died.

LEITNER!NIKOLA

[distorted] No, I suppose not. Me, on the other hand… that one is very much your fault.

ARCHIVIST

[despairing] No, not – not you as well…

LEITNER!NIKOLA

Oh, yes.

ARCHIVIST

He told… why – why didn’t you warn me it would be like this?

LEITNER!NIKOLA

I hardly had the chance, did I? Before you left me to get my head bashed in. I understand, of course. You needed a cigarette? I suppose you should have remembered that smoking kills. [giggles]

ARCHIVIST

That’s not – I don’t know…

LEITNER!NIKOLA

Come now, Archivist. Surely you know what a cigarette is. Or a pipe?

ARCHIVIST

It’s hard to think.

LEITNER!NIKOLA

If our earlier conversation was anything to go by, I hardly think you can blame your faults on the ritual. Your problems go far deeper than that.

ARCHIVIST

Just – give me a moment, please.

LEITNER!NIKOLA

You think that would help? Honestly, if I wasn’t so dead I’d be impressed. I always thought my own hubris to be quite exceptional, but you’ve managed to somehow deliver more bad decisions into two years than I managed in a lifetime. But by all means take your moment.

ARCHIVIST

What do you want?

NIKOLA

I already have what I want, little Archivist! Now I just want you to join me for a dance!

[JOHN SCREAMS]

[DAISY GROWLS]

BREEKON

You killed him! Do you even know what you’ve done?

[DAISY BEGINS TO LAUGH]

BREEKON

You stupid animal.

DAISY

[growling] Kill you…

BREEKON

No.

[DAISY CONTINUES TO LAUGH]

Shame you don’t know your own coffin. But you will. [chuckles] You will.


BASIRA

[talking to herself] Don’t panic. Don’t panic. Just close your…

[groans] Ignore it. ignore the uh… don’t listen. Focus, think. This is a place. You are you and you’re in a place now. If… if it’s a place, and it’s now, then… then… then it has an end. The other things, the…

[BASIRA GROANS IN FRUSTRATION]

Too much, too much. There’s – there’s too many. and they wanna hurt me so – so… you leave the place. You leave the place and the now. No place is forever. You know how to move, so do it. Pick a where… then the move.

Good! Then – then keep moving. Keep moving until you find another place. A place you know… just keep moving. Keep moving.


NIKOLA

Do you feel it, Archivist? it’s almost there, the new day.

GERTRUDE!NIKOLA

A terrible new world. It is all your fault.

LEITNER!NIKOLA

Though I suppose you never really had a chance.

ARCHIVIST

I see you.

NIKOLA

Do you now?

ARCHIVIST

Yes… yes. I see the sad clown, bitter and hateful. I see him finding his way into the circus where nobody knew him. I see him torn apart, becoming the mask, remade by a cruel ringmaster. Sometimes a doll, sometimes a mannequin, always hiding in somebody else’s skin. Somebody else’s name.

NIKOLA

[petulantly] Not always. And it’s far too late for any of that. Nothing you see can help you.

SARAH!NIKOLA

Not without the detonator.

NIKOLA

Really, Archivist! After all this preparation, all your research! All this magnificent grotesquery, and what – you were just going to blow it up?

SARAH!NIKOLA

Probably the hunter’s idea. She killed one of the couriers.

NIKOLA

Oh dear, how sad.

SARAH!NIKOLA

She was also the one that damaged this shell.

NIKOLA

You have hundreds of shells, Sarah! And soon you will have tens of thousands. You can have your little girl within every dark corner of the whole world!

SARAH!NIKOLA

Not until you finish the dance.

NIKOLA

Oh, just let me enjoy myself for a moment! This is a once in an eternity event after all.

SARAH!NIKOLA

This in-between is not as comfortable for all of us as it is for you.

NIKOLA

Oh, fine. Archivist, it’s been a pleasure but I really must –

[TIM YELLS, NIKOLA GRUNTS]

ARCHIVIST

Wait, no

TIM

I’ll kill you. All of you!

SARAH!NIKOLA

Will you now.

[SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE BETWEEN TIM AND JOHN]

NIKOLA

Let them fight! It’s adorable!

JOHN

[strained] Wait, Tim! What do you see?

TIM

[angered] I see my asshole boss!

Or – or… wait… wait.

NIKOLA

[displeased] Spoilsport.

SARAH!NIKOLA

Tim.

TIM

[snarling] Grimaldi.

NIKOLA

Once. A long time ago, before Orsinov made me. And sometimes, even now, for special occasions. Like your brother. [distorted] SHALL I?

ARCHIVIST

Tim, what’s in your hand?

TIM

[strained] It’s… I don’t… The detonator.

NIKOLA

That’s quite enough from you, I think.

[JOHN YELLS]

And now you.

TIM

Go on, I’ll race you. See if you can do it again before I can squeeze.

SARAH!NIKOLA

It’s too late.

NIKOLA

The world is ours! That toy won’t help you now.

TIM

So come and take it.

[PAUSE]

That’s what I thought.

NIKOLA

I am losing my patience.

TIM

Back! Get back. That’s right.

John. I don’t know if you can hear me, but if you can…

ARCHIVIST

[faintly] Tim?

TIM

I don’t forgive you. But thank you for this.

NIKOLA

You idiot! Do you really make the world will fare any better under the Watcher? You think you’re saving anyone?!

TIM

I don’t care.

NIKOLA

You can’t even save him!

TIM

But I can hurt you.

NIKOLA

It will not end like this.

TIM

[dryly] You sound stressed. You know I hear the great Grimaldi’s in town. You should go see it, cheer yourself up.

NIKOLA

That’s. Not. Funny.

TIM

I know.

[DETONATOR CLICKS, EXPLOSION GOES OFF BEFORE ABRUPTLY CUTTING]