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Trailer: Of That Colossal Wreck


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RILEY

What if we missed it? What if everybody else did wake up, took off to rebuild on some distant world. What if we’ve been left behind?

ANNOUNCER

From the creators of The Magnus Archives, comes a new horror podcast. Subscribe to Neon Inkwell to join us on humankind’s last hope, the Ozymandias generation ship.

COMPUTER

Humanity’s will to survive and explore has triumphed over the vastness of space. And now we will triumph over time, with the Ozymandias project…

[The computer’s voice fades until it’s underneath the dialogue below.]

LEVI

Grrr!

RILEY

Hey, hey! Careful!

LUNA

Levi? Are you alright?

RILEY

Remember last time, when one of these things caught fire?

LEVI

None of this makes any damn sense! We were supposed to wake up together. All of us!

RILEY

Maybe the system decided to stagger it?

LEVI

No, it wouldn’t work like that. There are meant to be thousands of us, hundreds of thousands, all at once.

ANNOUNCER

What if you awoke, only to discover your future was already sabotaged?

LEVI

What’s wrong?

MIRA

There’s, uh, a lot of the stuff in here is… broken.

RILEY

That’s not broken. That’s smashed.

[The music shifts]

MIRA

How old is it?

ZACK

Old.

MIRA

Anything more specific?

ZACK

Only that no one could lose this much blood and live.

ANNOUNCER

And in our search for a new home, what if something truly monstrous finds us first?

[Whistles apparent, music builds to climax]

MIRA

You hear it too, don’t you?

LEVI

Don’t move.

ZACK

Mira, what do we do?

MIRA

RUN!

[Transition music to:]

ANNOUNCER

Rusty Quill Presents: Of That Colossal Wreck. A Neon Inkwell podcast, premiering the 24th of November, 2023. Search for Neon Inkwell wherever you get your podcasts.